Say hello
things_that_did_not_need_to_exist.folder
GOODY LAB

Press everything.

Sometimes I’m bored, so I experiment a bit. That’s what this is for.

01

Build one badly.

crude_slot_builder_v0.0001.exe
PARTS
DRAG OR CLICK
SOME BAD IDEAS
DRAG PARTS IN. MAKE BAD DECISIONS.0 REELS // 0 SPINS
02

Pull the thought lever.

bad_idea_collision_cabinet.exe
NO ONE APPROVED THIS

Three things enter.

READY
01 // WHO
PIGEON WITH A CLIPBOARD
02 // WANTS
STEAL THE MOON
03 // BUT
THE FLOOR KEEPS MOVING
A pigeon carrying a clipboard
MADE UP 4 SECONDS AGO

A pigeon with a clipboard tries to steal the moon. The floor refuses to stay put.

Idea multiplier: 1x0 escaped the bin
03

Make the number stupid.

infinite_multiplier_machine.exe
CHOOSE YOUR PROBLEMS
MULTIPLIER1x
PICK TWO.
04

Add too much.

chaos_control_room.exe
ONE BUDGET. THREE BAD IDEAS.

Mess with it.

You have 15 points. Behave.

THE RESULTSUSPICIOUSLY SENSIBLE
???
MOMENTUM1x
CHAIN0
LAST LIFTWAITING
WAITING.
MOVE ONE.
15 pointsNo refunds